So I called most of the universities I intend to apply for lecteur posts at, and everyone I spoke to was super nice and helpful. I think I made some people think that I'm charming and should recieve a lecteur post, so that will be helpful.
Then I started emailing out my letter and CV. Guess who can't remember to attach the stupid CV and letter to the actual email? Oh yeah, that would be me.
Hopefully that adds to my charm.